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The Bonus Lists
Bonus! The Jerk List.
- The ashtray
- the remote control
- the paddle game
- this magazine
- the chair
Bonus! The Sesame Street List.
- Loaf of Bread
- Container of Milk
- Stick of Butter
Bonus! The Iron List.
- Iron
- Soldering Iron
- Curling Iron
- Waffle Iron
- Pizelle Iron
- Panini Press
- Flat Iron